This time, lost my own return
In spite of everything I’ve learned
I hid my tracks, spit out all my air
Slipped into cracks, stripped of all my cares
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
Anonymous said: Have you had sex outside before?
Anonymous said: Is your butt like that gif you just reblogged with the guys hand grabbing 😍
Haha! Urm a little bit I guess. Just cause it’s jiggling and biggish I guess
Anonymous said: Your butt is so good, can you post more pics xxxx
Thanks! Urm, I don’t think so. It felt kind of weird when I did it before sorry xxx
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.