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TerminallyChill

This time, lost my own return
In spite of everything I’ve learned
I hid my tracks, spit out all my air
Slipped into cracks, stripped of all my cares

harrisonfj0rd:

WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo

also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%

stop having arms

when people ask you to smile, blowjob them

my tummy itches make that stop

i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow

bertandobie:

New moves
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
pussypatriarchy:

ohhhhhal;skdfha;sldhk

Anonymous said: Have you had sex outside before?

Yuhuh

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

Anonymous said: Is your butt like that gif you just reblogged with the guys hand grabbing 😍

Haha! Urm a little bit I guess. Just cause it’s jiggling and biggish I guess

Anonymous said: Your butt is so good, can you post more pics xxxx

Thanks! Urm, I don’t think so. It felt kind of weird when I did it before sorry xxx 

birchbone:

queensassyofthefatties:

Lewis’s law is an observation she made in 2012 that states “the comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Lewis has written frequently about misogynist hate directed at women online.[8]

Can we just repeat that a few more times, 

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

bolded is important

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS